Buy fish and get to live to tell
ok chen share your secret, how do you get away with this with a wife AND live to tell about it! feel free to PM
LOL...I'll do the get fish and live for dummies like me...
step one: Bring wife to shop for cheap gold fish and odd balls and sound very excited about the purchase...do this for approx. 3-6 months.
step two: Bring home medium range cost fish but larger size then step one and start calling them by the more expensive names! ie...bring back silver aros and call them platinums
step three: IMPORTANT stage...slowly let the fish from Step two grow large enough that they start eating the fist from step one without letting the wife know!...
step four: Slowly replenish eaten fish from step 1 and 3 and restock with the actual fish that you've been practicing call from step 2 and 3.
step five: Don't get overly excited when wife notices the change in your stock,
"they've changed their colours and shape but that's what happens to cheap fish"
step six: Should be practice by ALL.....and probably should be Step ONE...is .....Don't let you wife know what's in your bank account nor go back to any LFS with you!....other then Big Al's.